Me: Oh, that’s really good.
Other Me: Yeah, man, that’s bad.
Me: No, that’s not bad; that’s good.
Other Me: Yeah, that’s what I said, that’s bad.
Me: Look, good is good and bad is bad.
Other Me: Yeah, good is good, bad is bad and bad is good.
Me: What? You’re confusing me.
Other Me: Yeah, I can see that. Sorry, my bad.
Me: Huh?